1:29 PM 0 comments

Padyak, padyak, padyak...




("Norby," nakasakay sa pedicab)

Boy: Ganito po ang buhay samen, walang makain, walang pambili ng gamot...

Norby: Ano bang pangarap mo?

Boy: Mag-Japan po!

Girl: Ako po mag-artista tulad ni Angel Locsin!

Norby: Anak, itabi mo...






... Lagpas na ako.



- Original story by Argie Cabunyag
5:24 AM 1 comments

Asar kay "Barag" Obama

Sa totoo lang habang sinusulat ko ang post na ito bad trip pa rin ako. Nakakaasar naman kasi talaga iyong bago kong nakilala na kabago-bago pa nga lang ay gumagawa na ng pangalan. For the sake of saving him from mockery, isyogo natin siya sa neymsung na BARAG OBAMA.

Why Barag Obama? Do I need to elaborate? Barag. You get the picture.

Ewan ko kung sadyang napagkaitan lang talaga siya ng kagandahang lalaki, pero my goodness! Hindi na nga kagwapuhan ay tila napagkaitan din ng sense of humor! Hindi mo alam kung nagjo-joke na siya o hindi pa dahil sa totoo lang, parang walang kaemo-emosyon ang mukha niya! My goodness!

At ang mga pinaggagagawa niya tuwing magkikita kami, talagang nakakapang-gigil ng kasu-kasuan! Akala mo kung sinong siga na kabago-bago lang naman e kung umasta e para bang diyos na dapat katakutan! Pweh! Kung sana e may napatunayan na siya tulad ni Mudrang NoPatilles, okay lang na magbida-bidahan siya. Kaya lang isa lamang siyang starlet!

At dahil nga walang emosyon ang kanyang barag na mukha, hindi ko rin maistima kung ano ba talaga ang umiikot sa pag-iisip ng lalaking ito. Sa totoo lang, napaka-unpredictable niya. Kaya nga medyo kinakabahan ako. Paano kung mabasa niya ang post kong ito? Edi yari ako. Pero hindi. Malay ba nyang siya ang pinatutungkulan ko? E hindi lang naman siya ang barag ang mukha sa aming Kommunity!

Hay... ayan. Medyo hindi na ako bad trip. Ayos talaga ang blog ano! Pampa-relieve ng stress...

Babu na ako! Clock Over!
9:29 AM 0 comments

Sa'n ka pa?

When it comes to witty and entertaining quotes, wala na yatang tatalo pa kay Senadora Miriam Defensor Santiago. Isa na namang nakakaaliw na pahayag ang binitiwan niya sa mga miyembro ng media ukol sa iringang Ping Lacson - Manny Villar. Narito ang kanyang pahayag (mula sa gmanews.tv):


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Miriam: ...Mag-boxing na lang sila! Ngayon, kung boxing sila, panalo si Ping. Kung wrestling, panalo si Manny. Kung barilan sila, pareho silang patay...


Matatandaang nakapagbitaw na rin si Santiago ng mga nakakaaliw na pahayag noon laban sa mga Tsino who "invented corruption," sa mga Amerikano na aniya'y "oversexed," sa kongreso na aniya'y "parang mga talakitok," at sa Meralco na aniya'y "dapat pasabugin." At sino ang hindi makakalimot nang sinabi niyang "I lied! Hahaha!"

- Heco Arandia, who also "eats death threats for breakfast."
11:35 AM 0 comments

Darker, Better "Hagaren"

October 4, 2003 saw the emergence of what could be one of the best anime series of all time, that is, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi or Full Metal Alchemist. The story follows the quest of young alchemists Edward and Alphonse Elric who want to restore their bodies after losing it due to their attempt to return their deceased mother to life by human transmutation. The anime ended in October 2, 2004 after 51 episodes, and was later followed by a movie that is a sequel to the aforementioned anime series.
Critically acclaimed and commercially successful, the Full Metal Alchemist anime series ranked first in polls in Japan and won several awards in the United States. It has also became a top property of Square Enix, alongside RPG giant Final Fantasy.

But that was in the past.

In April 5, 2009, the epic was reborn under a new hood. Full Metal Alchemist - Brotherhood is a remake of the phenomenal anime, only this time following closer to the plot of the manga canon (the first Hagaren only covered to about 13 chapters of the manga, then diverted away toward its own storyline). The subtitle "Brotherhood" actually is not part of the show's title (it is named "Full Metal Alchemist," same as the first anime), however, for the international fans to properly distinguish the first anime from this new project, Animax released the show as "Full Metal Alchemist - Brotherhood."

Edward and Alphonse Elric, the brothers we loved before is finally back.

BONES, the studio which made the first FMA, still is the producer of Brotherhood. The show, of course, will be released HD. Paku Romi and Rie Kugimiya reprises their roles as Edward and Alphonse Elric, but the other characters' voice actors have been changed so expect something different with the emotion of the other characters' voices that we loved in the first FMA.

Will Brotherhood maintain, or even surpass, the achievements received by its predecessor? Only time will tell. As of this writing, the show had broadcast its 4th episode, wherein the events were still the ones we have already seen in the first FMA. So far, so good. It should be noted that even though the first few episodes were remakes of the first FMA's earlier episodes, the distinction is already manifested and the show radiates a darker mood, almost exactly how it was manifested in the manga.

Colonel Roy Mustang and his subordinates

Full Metal Alchemist - Brotherhood is indeed really living up to its fans' expectations and whether it will still that way, improve more, or decline; we can only wait until "Father" appears.


Alas, the REAL Homunculus lot! "Father" looks pretty creepy...

- Heco Arandia, the first successfully transmutated human

p.s I will try to look for the episodes and post them regularly on the site. Stay tuned.
10:30 AM 0 comments

This is really is it.

Woo yeah! Tuloy-tuloy na ito! Wala nang atrasan ang paggawa ko ng blog! Starting today, Heco will give the latest buzz about me, my life, my interests, and almost anything that tickles my mind! Kaya sama-sama na tayong mag...

CLOCK UP!